Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine Songs collection

# A Bachelor For Baden Powell
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Join the cubs
See the world
Pay your subs
Meet the girls
Sell your toys [View it]

# A Perfect Day To Drop The Bomb
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
To the north of Kathmandu
There's tiny children sniffing glue
Like losers in a Michael[View it]

# An All American National Sport
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
I unpacked my troubles
>From an old Safeways bag
Underneath Cardboard City lights
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# Anytime Anyplace Anywhere
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
The tequila sun is rising
And the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking
Put the Binatone on[View it]

# Being Here
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Don't kiss me quick
I'm about to be sick all over my favourite shoes
If you pin back m[View it]

# Bloodsport For All
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Bloodsport for all said Corporal Flash
And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas
Stuck [View it]

# Cheer Up It Might Never Happen
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Cheer up, it might never happen
Drive-by shootings on the streets of Clapham
Jackboots[View it]

# Commercial Fucking Suicide Part I
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
--Instrumental---
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# Do Re Me So Far So Good
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
1992, don't believe the hype
Take a look at the small print
Ignore the bold type
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# England
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
I was born under a wandering star
in the second council house of virgo
Forceply remove[View it]

# Everytime A Churchbell Rings
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
When bonny Clive was twenty three
He took a dive from the balcony
Embarrasing his blus[View it]

# Evil
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
He is the people's post and all the people know it
They've read his published stories in publ[View it]

# Falling On A Bruise
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
You uwin some and you lose some
And I've lost the will to lose
With my part-time jobView it]

# G I Blues
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Both my arms and legs
Are torn to shreds
My eyes are tired and grey
I've lost a[View it]

# Good Grief Charlie Brown
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Dear Son,
There's no time for love Charlie Brown
And if I should come up it'll only br[View it]

# Is Wrestling Fixed ?
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
The ambulance sirens rang
as they wheeled her to the stand
Featherbed, tarred and hand[View it]

# Lenny And Terence Sexy Daytime Radio Mix
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Don't open the box
Take the money
Take it to the shops
Where we can spend it al[View it]

# Look Mum, No Hands !
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Business as usual
starts with the sound
of another damn funeral
march through t[View it]

# Mid Day Crisis
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Then I saw his face and I was a believer
It was the automatic rifles
The Nintendos and[View it]

# Midnight On The Murder Mile
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
It was midnight on the murder mile
Wilson Pickett's finest hour
I was walking towards [View it]

# My Second To Last Will And Testament
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
I, James Robert Injustice
Being of unsound body and mind
Hereby bequeath all my worldl[View it]

# Say It With Flowers
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
The Christmas cards and greetings are arriving
Across the shifty sands to the war
by t[View it]

# Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
I worship the ground that you walk on
Give praise to the place where you sit
Your face[View it]

# Sheriff Fatman
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Sheriff Fatman started out in business
as a granny farmer
He was infamous for fifteen [View it]

# Sing Fat Lady Sing
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
This is not a love song and it serves no use
But if you want to sing along with some verbal a[View it]

# Skywest And Crooked
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Skywest and crooked
twisted and strange as fuck
Outside the bookies
window shop[View it]

# Spoilsports Personality Of The Year
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
When you've been watching the world die all day
And channel hopping won't make it go away
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# Stuff The Jubilee!
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
I'm not an anarchist but I know a man who is
he composed this masterpiece about the nouveau s[View it]

# Suppose You Gave A Funeral And Nobody Came
byCarter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Go ahead you fucking sadists
Pucker up and kiss some babies
Kiss 'em till they die of [View it]

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