Bob Rivers Songs collection

# Beat Up Old Jetliner
byBob Rivers
Goodbye to all my friends I've known
And the travel agent I trusted.
I'm riding along on[View it]

# Bowel Moves
byBob Rivers
I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds,
Pants too tight, seams bustin' out.
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# Frosty The Pervert
byBob Rivers
Frosty the pervert
in a trench coat he did go
to a the school yard to expose his dick an[View it]

# Getting Fatter All The Time
byBob Rivers
I'm getting fatter all the time.
I used to be size 32 and I never gave.
My jeans used to[View it]

# Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas
byBob Rivers
Yo Yo


Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin all the way
Oh what fun it is to[View it]

# How It Feels (To Be Old)
byBob Rivers
Lately all the songs I write
Are slow and on the mellow side.

I used to stand on [View it]

# I Used To Rock And Roll All Night
byBob Rivers
You loved us when the band was hot.
And now we're gonna give it one more shot.
We're get[View it]

# Mr. magoo
byBob Rivers
Got a flat in Timbuktu
Waiting for AAA
And I saw that single headlight through the rain<[View it]

# Officer Fuhrman
byBob Rivers
He likes to set up colored people.
He likes to frame the colored people.

Officer [View it]

# Read It In The Tabloids
byBob Rivers
I bet you're wondering how I knew
That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through.
Was wa[View it]

# What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells
byBob Rivers
Its worse than Disco
Its worse that Achy Breaky Fever Too
This is L. A. M. E.

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# When A Man Loves A Chicken
byBob Rivers
When a man loves a chicken
He can't keep his mind on nothin' else,
He stay in the barn f[View it]

# Wrong Foot Amputated
byBob Rivers
Wrong foot amputated
Wrong foot amputated
He got the wrong foot amputated

T[View it]

# You Will, By Bright Eyes
byBob Rivers
you say i treat you like a bookon a shelf. i dont take you out that often
cuz i know that i co[View it]

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