Arrogant Worms Songs collection

# A Night In Dildo
byArrogant Worms
Oh Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland
An island in the sea
I love you oh so very much
I[View it]

# Big Fat Road Manager
byArrogant Worms
Every rock band has this guy
Not many people really know why
He's got a cell phone and a[View it]

# Boy Band
byArrogant Worms
Uh-huh, c'mon, give me some, now.
You know something girl?
I'm thinking about you right [View it]

# Canadas Really Big
byArrogant Worms
When i look around me,
I can't believe what i see
It seems as if this country
Has [View it]

# Car Full Of Pain
byArrogant Worms
I bought me an auto, an '81 Ford Escort Wagon
Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be[View it]

# Carfull Of Pain
byArrogant Worms
I bought me an auto an '81 Ford Escort wagon
Now the fan it be broke and the tailpipe it be dr[View it]

# Carrot Juice Is Murder
byArrogant Worms
Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale
I speak of our friends of nature,[View it]

# Celine Dion
byArrogant Worms
I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion
The way she beats her chest when she sings a love son[View it]

# Christmas Blues
byArrogant Worms
Christmas is here, where did the time go?
Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and[View it]

# Christmas Hangover
byArrogant Worms
The holidays are over, you've gained twenty pounds
The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles [View it]

# Christmas In Ignace
byArrogant Worms
It's Christmas in Ignace
Mommy's got a rock
she'll give it to Daddy
It's Christ[View it]

# Christmas Is Almost Here
byArrogant Worms
Chorus
Christmas is almost here (x3)
Aaahhhggggrrr!

It's just five days[View it]

# Christmas Sucks
byArrogant Worms
One year I got a dog for Christmas
and I gave it to the boy next door
Then I gave him [View it]

# Christmas Turkey Blues
byArrogant Worms
Hey kid, why the long face
Is it cuz Santa Clause is flying right over your place
You'[View it]

# Christmastime
byArrogant Worms
It's the festive season
There's singing and shopping and joy
Santa's talking to childr[View it]

# Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day
byArrogant Worms
Dad threw up on Christmas Day
He puked on the serving tray
The stuffing's come right o[View it]

# Dangerous
byArrogant Worms
Dad threw up on Christmas Day
He puked on the serving tray
The stuffing's come right out[View it]

# Dog Food Woman
byArrogant Worms
Darling, for you
I think of what I'd do
If you said that sound
I would climb the h[View it]

# Dont Go Into Politics
byArrogant Worms
George Washington was the president
But now he's dead (dead)
Mackenzie King was Prime [View it]

# Goin Huntin
byArrogant Worms
George Washington was the president
But now he's dead (dead)
Mackenzie King was Prime Mi[View it]

# Going Hunting
byArrogant Worms
Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer
And a great big bottle of rye
And boxes of [View it]

# Great To Be A Nerd
byArrogant Worms
It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
The only light we ever see is from our monit[View it]

# Having Fun is Bad for You
byArrogant Worms
Well me n' my buddies we got us some beer
And a great big bottle of rye
And boxes of amm[View it]

# History Is Made By Stupid People
byArrogant Worms
Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antartica.
Columbus made history thinking some is[View it]

# Horizon
byArrogant Worms
Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica
Columbus made history thinking some is[View it]

# I Am Cow
byArrogant Worms
I am cow hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
[View it]

# I Ran Away
byArrogant Worms
I remember back when I was still in school
These bullies always picked on me, they called me a[View it]

# I Want To Look Like Arnold
byArrogant Worms
I spend my days watching TV with a beer (Oooh-aah, you're fat)
It seems to cause my ample bel[View it]

# I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
byArrogant Worms
i spend my days
watching TV wa beer (ooh-waaaa your fat)
this seems to have caused my u[View it]

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