Arrogant Worms, The Songs collection

# A Night On Dildo
byArrogant Worms, The
Umm, so this is a song about newfoundland and we wrote it about the place names and all you have to [View it]

# A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
byArrogant Worms, The
And here's a letter from bill macy of gainesville, florida
It appears to me that gainsville s[View it]

# Big Fat Road Manager
byArrogant Worms, The
Every rock band has this guy
Not many people really know why
He's got a cell phone and[View it]

# Billy, The Themepark Shark
byArrogant Worms, The
I'm a shark, i'm a shark,
A killer of the ocean,
I'm a shark, i'm a shark,
And [View it]

# Car Full Of Pain
byArrogant Worms, The
I bought me an auto, an '81 ford escort wagon
Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be[View it]

# Carrot Juice Is Murder
byArrogant Worms, The
Listen up brothers and sisters, come here my desperate tale
I speak of our friends of nature,[View it]

# Celine Dion
byArrogant Worms, The
I think i've got a crush on celine dion
The way she beats her chest when she sings a love son[View it]

# Christmas Blues
byArrogant Worms, The
Christmas is here, where did the time go?
Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and[View it]

# Christmas Hangover
byArrogant Worms, The
The holidays are over, you've gained twenty pounds
The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles [View it]

# Christmas In Ignace
byArrogant Worms, The
It's christmas in ignace
Mommy's got a rock
She'll give it to daddy
It's christ[View it]

# Christmas Is Almost Here
byArrogant Worms, The
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Aaah[View it]

# Christmas Sucks
byArrogant Worms, The
One year i got a dog for christmas
And i gave it to the boy next door
Then i gave him [View it]

# Christmas Turkey Blues
byArrogant Worms, The
Hey kid, why the long face
Is it cuz santa clause is flying right over your place
You'[View it]

# Christmastime
byArrogant Worms, The
It's the festive season
There's singing and shopping and joy
Santa's talking to childr[View it]

# Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day
byArrogant Worms, The
Dad threw up on christmas day
He puked right on the serving tray
The stuffing's come r[View it]

# Dangerous
byArrogant Worms, The
Darling for you
I think of what i'd so
To keep you safe and sound
I would climb[View it]

# Dog Food Woman
byArrogant Worms, The
Watchin' television one afternoon
Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon
Stopped by a s[View it]

# Great To Be A Nerd
byArrogant Worms, The
It's great to be a nerd, it's great to be a nerd
The only light we ever see is from our monit[View it]

# Having Fun Is Bad For You
byArrogant Worms, The
I used to go to all the parties
And make love to all the beautiful ladies
And i'd eat [View it]

# Heimlich Maneuver
byArrogant Worms, The
I love you so much i need the heimlich maneuver

The sun goes down on another day
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# Horizon
byArrogant Worms, The
From the deepest, darkest depths of...whitby!
Comes this sordid tale of speed...
Murde[View it]

# I Am Cow!!!!
byArrogant Worms, The
I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And i look good on the barbecue
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# I Want To Look Like Arnold
byArrogant Worms, The
I spend my days watching tv with a beer (oooh-aah, you're fat)
It seems to cause my ample bel[View it]

# Johnny Came Home Headless
byArrogant Worms, The
Oh, johnny was a tall man but his memory was short
He'd forget to at doorways and often he'd [View it]

# Kill The Dog Next Door
byArrogant Worms, The
I once was a happy man
Of sound and stable mind
Then my neighbour got a dog
He [View it]

# Killer Robots From Venus
byArrogant Worms, The
About six months ago someone came by with a petition
Said "we want to stop these folks m[View it]

# Let There Be Guns
byArrogant Worms, The
One, two, three, four...

Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
Wouldn't[View it]

# Log In To You
byArrogant Worms, The
You double-clicked my heart
You've upgraded my life
You booted up my hard drive
[View it]

# Login To You (another Version)
byArrogant Worms, The
You double-clicked my heart
You've upgraded my life
You booted up my hard drive
[View it]

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