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byApologetix
You got to learn a little history
Oldest man in Bible times
Name was called Mathusala
# All Apologetix
byApologetix
Weird Al should agree;
It's all a parody.
Someone else could've made every song we pla[View it]
# All The Stalls Stink
byApologetix
All the stalls stink - two bears, two pigs
I'll take one whiff - before i get sick
Walla[View it]
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Never made it as a lineman
I couldn't cut it as a Pittsburg Stealer
Tired of losing all [View it]
# Baa! Were Lambs
byApologetix
Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa we're lambs
Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa
I'm a lamb- in God's hand- I'm a[View it]
# Cheap Birds
byApologetix
You do not need to fear tomorrow
Would you still remember please
That God must keep trac[View it]
# Christmasnite
byApologetix
I took a walk around the world to see your promise sign
I left my buddies laughin' somewhere i[View it]
# Come Out And Pray # Corinthians # Cornelius (Cecilia - Simon And Garfunkel) # Counting Blessings # Devil Went Down To Jordan # Drops Of Lucifer # Follow Me # I Love Apostle Paul # I Want In That Place # John 11 # John 1:1 # Letterman # Life Restored # Manger # Monkey Scheme # Naomi Gonna Be With Ruth # Plump # Preachers # Simp Litztik # Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit # Smooth Grandmamma # Story Of A Squirrel # The Real Sin Savior
byApologetix
And students, the thing to remember about church and state...
You gotta keep 'em separated!
byApologetix
Corinthians
[parody of In the End, by Linkin Park]
It starts with love
Y[View it]
byApologetix
Cornelius - was favored by God
He prayed to him constantly, daily
Oh, Cornelius was in[View it]
byApologetix
It must have been miraculous,
Paul was jailed,
But how come his smile wasn't snuffed o[View it]
byApologetix
The devil went down to the Jordan
He was lookin' for a show to steal
He was in a bind [View it]
byApologetix
Drop of Lucifer
[parody of Drops of Jupiter, by Train]
Now that he's back in th[View it]
byApologetix
[Adaptation of Follow Me by Uncle Kracker]
You don't know how He met me
You don't[View it]
byApologetix
I saw him standin' there writin' letters to me
I knew he once had been a proud Pharisee
[View it]
byApologetix
Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.......
You are much higher I want inside there
Beneath heaven I pra[View it]
byApologetix
Well, it´s not a very hard thing to prove so I can´t understand now.
Seems they forgot all [View it]
byApologetix
Well, its not a very hard thing to prove so I cant understand now.
Seems they forgot all about[View it]
byApologetix
Late night,
Watching the TV, it’s 12:00,
We’re watching David Letterman.
Wi[View it]
byApologetix
Plug my life into Jesus this gets my life restored
Such a cakewalk no brainer
Dont nee[View it]
byApologetix
Girl, use my manger for your darling angel
Cozier than my sheep you ought to be, Mary
Sh[View it]
byApologetix
Here they come, talkin' down on me
I get the funniest looks 'cause I said I don't believe
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byApologetix
Ruth and me,
We come from different worlds.
She was a Moabite;
I'm a Jewish mot[View it]
byApologetix
Plump man on a throne with a body large,
Totally controlling Israel from afar.
From Mo[View it]
byApologetix
Movin´ through the country,
gonna see a lot of preachers.
Movin´ through the country[View it]
byApologetix
He came into this world for the rejects
Look into the Bible - then you need to size up the fac[View it]
byApologetix
Load up on grunge and be depressed
Its fun to do for two minutes
Theres no award for s[View it]
byApologetix
As he came up to the window, heard the sound of Barry Manilow
He came into her apartment, smel[View it]
byApologetix
This is the story of a squirrel
Whom God Preserved when he drowned the whole world
And[View it]
byApologetix
Parody of The Real Slim Shady" performed by Eminem
May I have your repentance please?
Ma[View it]
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